Festive 100 word for grown ups

This week the lovely Julia has set a Chrismassy theme; choose a carol and use that as the basis for a Christmas dinner themed pioece. It has to scan so it can be sung along to the tune, what fun!!
Check out the details on Julia's blog here-

http://jfb57.wordpress.com/2011/12/12/100-word-challenge-for-grown-ups-week23/

I have had a bash and here is mine- to be sung to the tune of "Ding Dong Merrily!"


It's Christmas Dinner Time!

Carrots , parsnips,  sprouts and peas,

Sausages,  bacon  and turkey,

Will you have a glass of wine?

Go on, after all it’s Christmas...

Cra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ackers

Go on and Pull my cracker!

Cra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a—a-a-a-a-a-ackers

Let’s get this party started!

Cranberries, gravy and bread sauce

Add to my delights

Yes, I’ll have another glass

Now let’s have some pudding.

Bra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aa-andy 

butter on  my pudding.

Cu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ustard 

Calories? Who’s counting!

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Last week I wasn't feeling particularly creative. This week, a little more so, so to make up for it, here is my Ode to a sprout ...

Enjoy:-

To a Sprout

Wee green and white seasonal veggie

O’ what powers thee has to divide

Opinions round yonder festive table!

Rich in flavour , crunchy and wholesome

Yet,  discarded wi’ ne’er a care

Mercilessly  ridiculed beyond compare.

Wee humble sprout- I salute you.

Part of Christmas for e’er and a day

You’re always welcome in my home

And not just on Christmas day!






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